Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

And that’s it.

There is only one thing that you can do.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

It’s no more complicated than that.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

They want to finish the job.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

And, two alone.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?